Mario ‘Beerio’ Kart Might Be The Greatest, Nerdiest Drinking Game Ever

Screen Shot 2013-08-14 at 10.05.27 PM

Now, I’ve seen some pretty epic drinking games but I can only imagine how insane things get when you mix cheap beer with Mario Kart.

Think about it. The game is already hard to play sober. Plus, something changes in people when they play Mario Kart. Your friends are now laughing maniacally as they shoot Bullet Bills and leave a trail of banana peels for you to slip on. Not to mention you have Wario on your ass with Bowser waiting just around the corner to blast that damn spiny shell at you just as you slide into first place. But to play this seemingly innocent racing game while drunk off your ass? Nope. Kiss Rainbow Road goodbye.

The rules are simple:

1) Dust off your N64 and find your Mario Kart 64 cartridge. Yes kids, in the old days we had to play our video games on cartridges, none of that fancy CD ish.

2) Get some beer. Make sure it’s something you like because you’ll be spending some quality time with it.

3) Grab some pals and start up the game. Once you’ve all picked your characters and course, it’s time to get down to business.

Check out the run down below:

Screen Shot 2013-08-14 at 10.06.03 PM

Make sure you play this with some friends though, because playing Beerio Kart solo is basically geeky alcoholism.

PicThx Reddit

More content

Products
Lunch Just Got Legendary With Goldfish Pokémon Crackers
Goldfish just got a Pikachu-sized upgrade. The classic cheddar snack is now part of a limited-edition Pokémon collab, and yes—it’s exactly as fun as it…
,
Eating Out
Meet The Sweetgreen Bowl That Packs Triple-Digit Protein
Sweetgreen is leaning hard into protein. Their newest menu item, the Power Max Protein Bowl, clocks in at 106 grams of protein—yes, triple digits in…
,
Eating Out
Taco Bell’s Boldest Move Yet? Asking Fans To Cook Up The Menu
Taco Bell just handed the keys to the kingdom over to its fans, and the results are now officially on the national menu. After inviting…
,
Burger
We Deliver!

Enter your email address below and we'll deliver our top stories straight to your inbox