Man Arrested for Stealing Steaks, Hid Them Under His Butt

A man was arrested at a South Carolina Walmart for stealing steaks, which he masterfully concealed by sitting on them. That definitely can’t be good for the steaks.

Rodney Fowler, 46, was buzzing around the Walmart in his motorized scooter and appeared to be exiting the store nonchalantly. Fowler was then stopped by a woman from the loss prevention department before making it off the premises.

She discovered five rib-eye steaks between Fowler’s butt and the scooter seat.

The authorities were alerted and arrived to arrest Fowler. He was taken to the county jail and detained for three hours before being released without bond.

It is unknown whether or not the steaks made it through the ordeal.

H/T NY Daily News