Why Macklemore Has A Painting Of Justin Bieber’s Penis Balancing A Pancake

It’s a lot easier being a Belieber since his last album was filled with fire, from start to finish, but there’s a Grammy Award-winning rapper who took his Justin Bieber obsession to a higher level.

Apparently Macklemore went through a phase where he couldn’t help but buy random, weird stuff on Etsy. That led to him buying a beautiful painting of the Biebs, completely naked, with syrup dripping down his body and landing on a fluffy pancake that happens to be gently balancing over his rock hard boner.

Yeah, that’s a real painting and Macklemore’s buddy Ryan Lewis told Rolling Stone about it in this excerpt from Jonah Weiner’s article:

“There is a kitschy velvet painting of a bald eagle, an oil painting of Drake dancing and a transfixing rendition of a naked Justin Bieber with maple syrup pouring down his chest onto a pancake balanced on his boner. ‘Ben spent a lot of time buying weird stuff on Etsy,’ Lewis said.”

The Etsy artist is Dan Lacey and he seems to have a thing for pancakes, calling himself “The Painter of Pancakes,” and putting together several paintings with the breakfast item, including this perplexing one of Kanye West:

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There will inevitably be a Macklemore pancake painting, which he will undoubtedly hang next to his Bieber portrait, but until then, feast your eyes on the pancake penis below. Just be warned, you will never be the same again.

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h/t bro bible

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