Love Energy Potion

Imagine a 1.69oz bottle that’s chock full of caffeine, vitamins, and plenty of aphrodisiacs. A legal date-rape drink, for yourself, if you will. Love Energy Potion is made with 90mg of caffeine, and contains Damiana to relax you, Ashwaganda to relax and titillate you and Horny Goat Weed to…basically…get you horny. Comes in a strawberry flavor and can be purchased by the bottle or in a pack of six. ($3.99 – $19.99 @ ThinkGeek)


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