Lady Gaga Ditches The Meat Dress & Sets To Launch New Gaga Bottled Water
By now, the meat dress is très blasé and bottled water is the new frontier of Mother Monster. In light of criticism following recent photos showing a noticeably robuster pop star, Lady Gaga has plans for branding “healthy drinking water” that will be promoted via a multimillion-dollar global marketing campaign according to Confidenti@l.
“Gaga has been at the center of a lot of attention over her weight increase,” a NY Daily News insider commented. “Losing her weight in such a short time and launching a healthy water drink may be part of a plan.”
So what exactly would a Haus of Gaga water bottle look like? Hollywood correspondent James Desborough claims that the Gaga creative team is keeping the shape of the bottle under lock and key, under Mother Monster’s orders, of course. We’re thinking something like a certain erect genital (ahem) or a bottle made of raw meat wouldn’t be too far off. Come on, she showed up to the Grammys as a fetus in an egg.
Nothing is off limits after that.
Via NY Daily News/Photo Courtesy of Lady Gaga Twitter
