Kristen Stewart is the Most Cutest Patutest Ever

Mang and I have been discussing this for quite some time, Kristen Stewart is the most painfully awkward, yet curiously attractive female to grace media for quite some time. Enjoy feeling your insides spew out through your digestive track, then feel a warm buzz in your head as you watch her conduct herself on television. Kristen, if you’re reading, I want to hang out!

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