Krispy Kreme: Tells You to Suck a Dick

I want to apologize outright for the vulgarity of this post. I also want to apologize for the misleading post title…Krispy Kreme is not telling anyone to “suck a dick”. What actually occured is that an employee for NBC 26 seemed to cut a few corners in their news report of Krispy Kreme’s new Wheat Donut. Apparently, the picture they seemingly scooped up off of Google was taglined, “So good, you’ll suck dick”. Thanks to the fancy detective work of our hilarious friends over at SoGood have uncovered that if you Google search “Krispy Kreme”, that above picture will come up within the first two pages of results. I wish I knew the fate of the employee who let this one slip…regardless, eat on! Or…err..wait…

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