Kinder Surprise

Kinder Chocolate is one of the best things to happen in the dessert game since the invention of cake. Some of you may be asking, why haven’t I heard of such a fanciful invention? Or how come it’s not readily available to us in the United States? Because of the damn Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act! For those unfamiliar, one of Kinder’s top products is a hollow chocolate egg that maintains a fun toy on the inside. They believe it is hazardous to a child’s health to stick non-edible materials into someones food! Ha… O wait, that’s actually a good idea. But if you are fortunate enough to know people like our friend Giovanni that has unapproved FFDCA candy at his house, then you will be happy to check out this scoop!

For all you non-Arabic readers, this translates into “Kinder Surprise”. Kinder Surprises are milk-chocolate eggs that have little toys inside of them! These treats are a staple throughout Europe and the Middle East. They were designed by two brothers in Italy that thought it would be a good idea to name it Kinder, which in German means “Children”

This is a close up of Giovanni kissing the “Surprise” inside the milk-chocolate egg! The surprises vary from stickers, action figures and cars! Giovanni ended up with a sick race car!

Certain specialty markets do sell these desserts, good luck finding them!