Child Arrested For Peeing On His Neighbor’s Steaks From A Rooftop

If this kid is a real life Bart Simpson I guess the victim in this is Ned Flanders, as his grill is forever unclean after a bizarre incident in Lexington Park, Maryland.

Video footage acquired by Southern Maryland News Net shows the 7-year-old kid on top of a roof, as he unzips his pants and proceeds to urinate on his neighbor’s grill, which was hosting some steaks at the time.

Police were called, and the little boy was charged on one count of Malicious Destruction of Property, valued at $1,000.

This isn’t the first time the kid has terrorized the neighborhood, as he has apparently gotten in trouble for theft, burglary, and destruction of property in the past.

This child makes Dennis The Menace look like a saint, and should probably get a show based on his life, even if it has all been at the expense of an innocent neighborhood.

One good thing for the Maryland block, they might not have to deal with the young troublemaker any longer, as the family has been evicted from the home.

You never know, though, he might come back just for fun and destroy everyone’s lawns.