New Napa Winery Launches Bubbly Rosé in Penis-Shaped Bottle

Taking the concept of a thirst trap to a whole new level, Just the Tipsy is a brand new winery out of Napa that just launched Bubbly Rosé, a new wine offering that comes in a penis-shaped bottle.

It all started when Just the Tipsy CEO Matthew Shore and a few friends laughed over the sheer amount of penis-themed party supplies involved in their wives bachelorette trips. From there, Shore was struck with the idea to create a phallic bottle of bubbly. He labored for over 18 months, mastering all the nuances of a penis to create the bottle. The jokes really write themselves on this one, friends.

The final result is Just the Tipsy Bubbly Rosé, coming in at 12.5% ABV Rosé of Syrah enhanced with small, crisp bubbles. If you’re really thirsty for Just the Tipsy, you can place an order at www.tipsybrand.com.

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