Jared From Subway Will Spend The Next 15+ Years Eating Footlongs In Prison

The man who was once a hero to obese people everywhere, convincing us he was the friendly guy next door, eating sandwiches and living life care free, will now be sharing a home with stone cold killers.

After pleading guilty to child pornography and sex charges, Jared Fogle was sentenced to 15-1/2 years in prison Thursday, according to Reuters.

Along with the prison sentence, Fogle agreed to stay away from porn altogether, get treatment and register as a sex offender.

Fogle and his attorneys tried to get a mere five years, but the judge had none of that.

In July, Fogle’s house was raided in connection with child pornography and Subway dropped him soon after.

Then a former Subway franchisee came out and spoke about inappropriate conversations she had with Fogle about sex with minors.

Now Jared will have 15 years to think about all those mistakes he made with 15-year-olds, while 15 jail mates have their way with his six-inch sub.

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