In An Ironic Twist, Jared Fogle Is Now Making Sandwiches In Prison

It has finally come full-circle for Jared Fogle. Just when you thought the former Subway spokesman was out of the sandwich game for good, reports say he is now making sandwiches for stone-cold killers.

According to TMZ, the child porn-wielding inmate has been put on sandwich duty at Federal Correctional Institution Englewood, in Colorodo.

As if the inmates didn’t hate him enough, they feel Fogle’s getting celebrity treatment. Fogle was originally serving sandwiches in the inmate cafeteria, but was later moved to the correctional officers’ cafeteria, which is apparently seen as a promotion in the prisoners’ eyes.

TMZ must have reporters on the inside, because in a series of unfortunate events, we learned that Jared was already getting fat, that Fogle got his ass beat by a 60-year-old inmate, now this, all within four months of his 15-year sentence.

Whether it’s the inmate cafeteria, or the officers’ cafeteria, just be glad he’s not serving at a juvenile cafeteria.

More content

Eating Out
Little Caesars Debuts Two New Crunchy Stuffed-Crust Pizzas
Stuffed-crust lovers have a new reason to stop by their local Little Caesars. The pizza chain has announced two additions to its menu: Stuffed Crunch…
,
CultureProducts
Campbell’s Exec Accused Of Calling Its Company Food “Sh*t for Poor People” In New Lawsuit
The Campbell’s Company is under fire due to discriminatory remarks made by its Vice President of Information Technology, Martin Bally. A lawsuit was filed against…
,
CultureProducts
Coffee mate Launches Butterbeer Creamer And Cold Foam
Continuing its Harry Potter-inspired line of flavors, which includes Peppermint Toad and the toffee-tasting Cauldron Cake creamers, Coffee mate has announced a new Butterbeer-flavored creamer…
,
Burger
We Deliver!

Enter your email address below and we'll deliver our top stories straight to your inbox