Subway’s Ex-Spokesguy Jared Fogle Got Beat Up In Prison By A 60-Year-Old Dude

Karma was bound to catch up to ex-Subway spokesperson and kid toucher Jared Fogle. First he gained weight in prison, now TMZ is reporting that Mr. Fogleweewee just got a surprise beatdown at his federal prison from a 60-year-old inmate who doesn’t much like child molesters.

Based on docs that TMZ obtained, Fogle got jumped back in January 29 at the rec yard at Englewood prison in Colorado. Inmate Steven Nigg pushed Fogle down and went beast mode, leaving him with a bloody nose, swollen face and scratches on his neck.

According to Nigg’s family, he’s not stoked that child sex predators like Jared Fogle get housed in the low security facility. Nigg is apparently in solitary as a punishment for his actions.

Violence is rarely the answer, but a new hashtag has emerged that is unfortunately more fitting than it should be: #BeatFresh.

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