Inflatable Fruitcake

Step 1. Unpack

Step 2. Blow

Step 3. Enjoy

Get your mind outta the gutter dude, those are nothing more than the steps necessary to fix up the Christmas gift of the future. Among the manufacturer’s reasons that you should buy one: they are non-toxic (unlike real fruitcakes) and nobody eats real fruitcakes anyway. I’ll let the crazy man in the video, Chester McGinnis, do the rest. With this performance, he’ll have a job pushing ab machines on late night TV by Wednesday. Available for $9.50 at InflatableFruitcake.com. Via [Presurfer]

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