If Ron Swanson and Dr. Suess Co-Existed, it Would Look Like This

Do you like Dr. Suess’ style and the swagger of Parks and Rec character Ron Swanson? Then you’re going to love this shirt design by Tom Trager entitled Ron Swanson VS Dr. Suess. The shirt, available in many different colorways, definitely relays the sour, upset, hungry aesthetic of Ron Swanson with his trademark line: GIVE ME ALL THE BACON & EGGS [you have].

Tom Trager who? This shirt was designed by RON F@%KING SWANSON!

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