How to Throw an Anti-Super Bowl Party for One
So there’s some mega-important-spectacular sports thing happening Sunday. People are really excited about it. Weed is involved somehow. About ten years ago, Janet Jackson had her breast exposed on national television during it. I googled pictures of it after class in middle school.
Whether you’re not that into sports, extremely introverted, or “C,” there’s a slight chance you’d rather do anything else this Sunday than watch grown-ass men hurl themselves at one another for six hours, with brief breaks in between for un-skippable YouTube ads. This feature is for you.
We’ve compiled a list of some of the web’s bougiest, most time-consuming recipes to make, or simply single-serving-sized party recipes so you can get into the S**** B*** spirit without ever having to actually get into the spirit at all. Let everyone else scream themselves silly with Natty Light and soggy nachos. You’re doing this ish in *style.
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Blue Cheese & Buffalo Chicken Pot Pie
Recipe: Domestic Fits
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Spicy Buffalo Chicken Cannoli
Recipe: Everyday Southwest
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Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese
Recipe: A Spicy Perspective
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Steak Nacho Casserole
Recipe: Temp-tations
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Chips & Cheese Chili Casserole
Recipe: Averie Cooks
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Spinach, Artichoke, and Brie Crepes
Recipe: Half-Baked Harvest
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Artichoke and Spinach Grilled Cheese Sandwich
Recipe: Petite Decadence
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Avocado Egg Cups
Recipe: Onion Rings and Things
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Avocado Stuffed Meatballs
Recipe: The Healthy Foodie
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Baked Potato with Ricotta and Tomatoes
Recipe: Framed Cooks
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Baked Potato Roll-Ups with Brie and Pancetta
Recipe: Apron and Sneakers
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Baked Potato Grilled Cheese
Recipe: BS in the Kitchen
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Totchos Supreme Burger
Recipe: Half-Baked Harvest
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Frito Pie Burger
Recipe: Jason and Shawnda
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Steakhouse Mushroom Burger with Creamed Spinach Sauce
Recipe: Pink Parsley
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Clementine Whiskey Wine Cocktail
Recipe: Foxes Love Lemons
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The White Thyme
Recipe: Rachael White
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Golden Ale Beer Cocktail
Recipe: The Beeroness
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Spicy Michelada
Recipe: Spoon Fork Bacon
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Blood Orange Shandy
Recipe: The Boy’s Club
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Deep Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie
Recipe: Chocolate Moosey
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Salted Caramel Mug Cake
Recipe: Babble
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Nutella Mug Cake
Recipe: Live Love Pasta
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Single Serving Monkey Bread
Recipe: ivillage
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*Alternatively you could go outside, call up your best friend’s cougar aunt, step on Legos, or basically do anything else that isn’t quite so grating as watching the fucking Super Bowl. Carpe diem.
