How to Eat a Dinosaur, For Tyrannosaurus Dummies

A T-Rex trying to eat a Triceratops, we imagine, might be pretty much like humans trying to eat crawfish or crab legs – a whole lotta work for not a lotta meat. Luckily, scientists have been kind enough to publish a step-by-step illustrated guide on the proper way to do it, which basically involves pulling off that weird bony head-part in order to get to the nutritious neck meat.

For any of you non-extinct lizard kings in hiding, get educated:

Indeed.

[Via Nature]

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