20 Hilarious Instances of Humans Forgetting How to Food

Step into the world of infomercials. A world where every human being is incapable of making an omelette and every ketchup bottle is a nuclear war waiting to happen.

It’s an undisputed fact that food fail infomercials are the best. Ever. It’s the only reason we stay up until 3 am. So we delved into the world of infomercials and picked the most hilarious scenarios of humans forgetting how to food.

Because no one really wants to buy an egg popsicle maker. We all just want to watch the world burn in flurry of tupperware and cellophane.

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 Now that’s how you eat a taco

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Oh stove you so sexy. Let me slide my hand across your smooth titanium surface… fireFIREFIREFIREEEE

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Sad desk lunch just got sadder.

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JUST MAKE IT STOP

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Four Wieners, One Spatula

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The struggle is real

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TIL that putting a lid on an overflowing container of chili does NOT work

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It’s easy they said. Just give it a tap they said. Aim for the pan they said.

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Damnit bobby, I’m tired of your shit!

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Just a splash of milk…

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Couldn’t you just set the soda on the floor so you don’t have to balance it on your knee? No? Too easy? Ok, then.

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Not again mom! This is why we can’t have nice things.

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 Why is this blunt doorstop not slicing my bread?!!?!

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Dear Sandwich, You are THE WORST

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Let me just grab the salt real quick ARGGHHHHNOTTHEFACE

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People never learn.

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Fuck it.

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Let me just smash this spoon against my face.

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Thanks Obama.

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This face will haunt your nightmares.

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