Here’s What a Patrón Fanny Pack Looks Like

The Patron Pocket, aka “The Patron Fanny Pack,” is one way to roll up to the club with swag. There’s nothing more impressive than a guy soloing it in the corner of a bar, alone with his fanny pack of liquor. Really, how could any lady resist your practical, convenient demeanor?

Forget table service, this is the new, portable way to make the ladies flock. Simply lock eye contact with that lucky gal across the dance floor, then brandish your, ahem, hip swag. She’ll be chatting you up within seconds, asking all about your clever fit and what your plans are later in the night.

That was sarcasm, please don’t ever do this.

The Patron Pocket $35 @ After5

H/T Incredible Things

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