Here’s a List of 17 Edible Babies for Mother’s Day, Just Because

17. These babies just came out of the oven:

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16. There’s no way to sugarcoat it, this is a candy fetus:

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15. But if eating fetuses isn’t your thing, there’s always the miracle of childbirth cakes.

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 14. Because nothing says “Happy Mother’s Day” like “I want to eat your stomach and your spawn,” right?

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Right?

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13. Okay then. Moving on.

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12. Ain’t nothing wrong with a basketful of edible adorable infants.

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11. Just like there’s nothing wrong with putting baby heads on sticks.

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10. And using the leftover bodies as party snacks.

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9. Or wrapping them in shrink-wrap and selling them during nap time.

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8. There actually seems to be a pretty big market for edible napping infants.

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7. Like this one.

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6. Or this one.

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5. Or these.

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4. And just when you thought that things couldn’t get any creepier than this . . .

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3. This happens.

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2. At least you’ll always have bacon.

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1. Always.

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Happy Mother’s Day!

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