Here’s a List of 17 Edible Babies for Mother’s Day, Just Because
17. These babies just came out of the oven:
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16. There’s no way to sugarcoat it, this is a candy fetus:
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15. But if eating fetuses isn’t your thing, there’s always the miracle of childbirth cakes.
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14. Because nothing says “Happy Mother’s Day” like “I want to eat your stomach and your spawn,” right?
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Right?
13. Okay then. Moving on.
12. Ain’t nothing wrong with a basketful of edible adorable infants.
11. Just like there’s nothing wrong with putting baby heads on sticks.
10. And using the leftover bodies as party snacks.
9. Or wrapping them in shrink-wrap and selling them during nap time.
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8. There actually seems to be a pretty big market for edible napping infants.
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7. Like this one.
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6. Or this one.
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5. Or these.
4. And just when you thought that things couldn’t get any creepier than this . . .
3. This happens.
2. At least you’ll always have bacon.
1. Always.