Have a Honka-Honkin’ Good Morning with a Boob-Shaped Coffee Creamer

If boob-shaped stress balls just aren’t enough to get you through your day anymore, now you can enjoy your breakfast mammary-style, courtesy of a boob-shaped coffee creamer.

Just grab a hold, give ‘er a squeeze and enjoy watching these perky nips squirt their milky milkiness into your favorite blackened brew. Guaranteed to make even the staunchest black coffee drinkers regress and miss their mamas.

Go on, make Freud and PETA proud.

$10 @ Amazon

[Via Incredible Things]

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