Half Pint Glass Creamer

The ultimate in bourgeois status symbols. This badboy piece of blown glass container is fashioned after a paper carton, but it holds a half-pint of milk or creamer, with style. It measures approximately 3″ x 4″, and should increase your breakfast eating game by at least 20-“the fuck you need that for?”-points. ($18 @ FredFlare)

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