Guy Breaks Up with Long John Silver’s in Hilarious Twitter Fight, Right Before Valentine’s

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Breaking up two weeks before Valentine’s Day can be pretty depressing. The idea of breaking up with a restaurant chain, however, is pretty hilarious. Hunter Roberts loves his trips to Long John Silver’s. The problem is he can only make a few trips a year because of all the deep-fried goodness.

In response, Long John Silver’s attempted to see more of Hunter by mentioning their new “healthy” options. The chain took to Twitter to try and woo Roberts back. Roberts wasn’t having any of it. The rest of the conversation is history.

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And to make matters worse, Roberts decided to twist the knife even further and move on to the nearest redhead he could find.

Twitter Second Half

Maybe one day they’ll find each other again.

Picthx @HunterStandUp

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