This Adorable Little Girl Gets The Most Intense Sugar Rush You’ll Ever See

Your heaviest cocaine high, combined with your most intense brain freeze wouldn’t even come close to matching the intensity in this little girl’s eyes after trying her first cotton candy at a ballgame.

If you’ve ever experienced a sugar rush, you might feel a short little burst of energy, but I guarantee it has never hit you this fast, and this hard. The adorable tyke was captured going Super Saiyan at a Seattle Mariners game Wednesday, as a commenter on imgur said they showed her on the Safeco Field Jumbotron several times throughout the game.

From her Hulk Hogan-like fist clenching…

… to her Frank Dux bulging eyes…

… and even the surrounding adults who laughed at her the same way the villagers did at “Crazy old Maurice” in Beauty and the Beast…

…it has all the parts for the cutest freakout you’ll ever see caused by cotton candy.

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