This German Bread Slicer Is Straight Out Of A Saw Movie [WATCH]

Take note, Winn Dixie, this is how sliced bread is supposed to be sliced the fuck up. LIDL grocery stores in Germany have perfected the art of slicing bread with this medieval-looking, guillotine-inspired carb slicin’ machine that looks like it’s straight out of a Saw movie.

Hello, I want to play a game. You grab your guiltless loaf of bread and you place it into the automatic bread executing apparatus, where you are presented with three options to slice your bread evenly, perfectly and with sharp precision.

Horrifying contraption? Maybe, but this has to be the greatest invention, well, since sliced bread. And what’s better than sliced bread? Really fast sliced bread!

How do you say “game over” in German?

Bread cutting machine (wow!)

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