Gather ‘Round the Campfire With a 55,460 Calorie S’more Burger and Side of Red Velvet Onion Rings

You know that primal fear we all have of going camping and getting lost in the middle of the woods for so long that we lose our basic sense of humanity and ultimately resort to cannibalism?

Well, the next time you go camping, whip up one of these bad boys and you won’t ever have to worry about that again. Well, at least not for a month. (55,460 / 2,000 = ~28. Math, b*tches.) Well, that’s if you’re just eating everything by yourself. Well, and if you don’t die of a heart attack.

In its typical fashion, Epic Meal Time shows us how to make a giant s’mores burger featuring a nutella, marshmallow fluff and chocolate-stuffed beef patty sandwiched between two something-sized graham crackers and all topped with, of course, a healthy helping of booze-infused bacon. And don’t forget about the side of Red Velvet battered onion rings.

You know, I used to wonder how these guys functioned so well after drinking so much, but I’m starting to think that’s the only way they can get through it. Goodness knows there’s no way I’d be able to stomach any of this stuff sober, blech.

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