Gas Pump Liquor Dispenser
Fuel up with your particular poison of choice with a liquor dispenser that looks like it should be dispensing actual fuel. Now, given the resemblance to a gasoline pump I feel obligated to mention that when I say ‘poison’ I’m referring to various kinds of hard alcohol, and not something like diesel fuel. But hey, whatever you do to unwind is your own business. ($29 @ Amazon)
