Four Loko Can Birthday Cake

No report of this cake actually containing any sort of alcohol content, but it’s the thought behind its construction that counts — right? Fashioned after a Four Loko alcoholic energy drink can and inked to celebrate “Adubb”‘s birthday (frat-speak for “Andrew”), this cake has all the makings of a good night. Most likely followed up by a keg of Fruit Punch-flavored Four Loko. You with it?

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