Finally, a 7-foot, 36,720 Calorie Gummy Python

It’s unsanitary. It’s gargantuan. It’s totally impractical. It’s a 36,720 calorie gummy snake that will literally take you out if you eat it all by yourself. The maker of the gummy python, VAT19, points out that 36,720 calories is 18.36 days of an adult’s recommended daily allowance, which sounds more like a warning. Although, the twenty-seven pounds of sugar nor the $150 price tag have gotten in the way of sales, as these 7-foot gummy pythons are currently sold out. But upon November 14th, the Blue Raspberry & Green Apple Python, as well as the Red Cherry & Blue Raspberry Python, will be ready to make it’s debut as the gnarliest treat yet.

7-foot Gummy Python: $149.99 @ Vat19

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