In Case of Zombie Apocolypse, Break Open Canned Bacon
The chance of the world ending has come and gone, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t be prepared for a possible zombie apocalypse or something equally awesome (read: terrifying). That’s why it’s always important to stock up on non-perishable foods like bottled water and Spam. But here’s where panic could set in — what would we do without bacon?! Hoard canned bacon, that’s what.
Grab a can from Yoders, and that meat’s good for over 10 years. That’s right folks — an entire decade could go by, and you’d still have a deliciously fresh (debatable) tub o’ meat ready for snacking. All hail the powers of bacon!
Yoders Canned Bacon 12-Pack, $158 @Amazon
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