Epic Meal Time Creates An All-Meat Pizza — The Meatzza [VIDEO]

Leave it to the boys of Epic Meal Time to find something wrong with a pizza — in the case of their Meatzza creation, they totally did away with anything on a traditional pie that didn’t involve meat (aka, good bye dough and crust). The entire base is made of ground beef, encompassed in a chorizo pizza crust, alcohol-infused meat sauce, cheese, bacon bits and pepperoni.

4,847 grams of fat and 65,312 calories. That’s a hefty pizza. Video is embedded below. For all you Epic Meal Time fans, how does this video stack up against the rest? What would you have added to this pizza?

Call me crazy, I would have loved a few dollops of sour cream and jalapenos scattered throughout.

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