Epic Meal Time Creates a “Maximum Protein Experience”

The YouTube curators of everything fattening and culinarily (new word) ridiculous, Epic Meal Time, are at it again this Tuesday, but they’ve taken to a local gymnasium to create the most protein-centered dish of their careers. The meal features what they call a Seahorse Protein Sandwich, highlighted by deep fried horse meat patties, spicy tuna, bacon and multiple levels of everything we just mentioned.

Next on the menu is the largest protein bar you will ever see in your life, and they invite you to round out your meal with a protein milkshake that has blended energy drinks, protein powder and two McDonald’s Happy Meals right into its liquid makeup. The entire meal will credit you with 2530 grams of protein and set you back 29,173 calories. What you know about cooking?!