Get Caught with Your Hand in a Death Star Cookie Jar

Have you ever needed a way around feeling guilty about how many cookies you’re eating? Thanks to this Death Star Cookie Jar, a self-indulgent midnight journey to appease your gluttony and fuel your own self-loathing can now be turned into an adventurous journey through the galaxy.

What? No? You’re not able to fool yourself  into thinking that opening a cookie jar is basically the same thing as using The Force to guide you into destroying the Death Star? Well, either way it’s a cool decoration for your house. Couple that with the Deathstar Grinder and you just planned your entire Saturday. Boom, progress.

Death Star Cookie Jar, $56 @Firebox

H/T Incredible Things + Picthx Firebox

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