Craving: Spaghettios

Spaghettios are a delicate subject in the psychological food universe. It’s not necessarily a product you can quickly adapt to as an adult if you’ve never had the pleasure of enjoying it during your youth. Like breast milk, every so often you’ll garner a strange sudden urge and taste in your mouth, and you’ll think hard about what it is that you’re craving…and it’ll either be the previously mentioned milk, or Spaghettios. Of course, I’m only speaking for myself, and I’ll keep pizza rolls for a separate posting in the future…but right now, I need a can of the nastiest, kiddiest mushy Spaghettios I can get my hands on. (Thx steakbutter)

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