Craving: Spaghettios

Spaghettios are a delicate subject in the psychological food universe. It’s not necessarily a product you can quickly adapt to as an adult if you’ve never had the pleasure of enjoying it during your youth. Like breast milk, every so often you’ll garner a strange sudden urge and taste in your mouth, and you’ll think hard about what it is that you’re craving…and it’ll either be the previously mentioned milk, or Spaghettios. Of course, I’m only speaking for myself, and I’ll keep pizza rolls for a separate posting in the future…but right now, I need a can of the nastiest, kiddiest mushy Spaghettios I can get my hands on. (Thx steakbutter)

More content

Eating Out
Pizza Hut Japan’s New Cheese Curry Pizza Is Apparently ‘Drinkable’
Pizza Hut Japan just dropped something called the “Drinkable Cheese Curry Pizza,” and really, the name alone deserves a moment. Officially titled the Nomeru Pizza…
,
Products
Kraft Turns Chicken Ramen Into Mac And Cheese Flavoring
Two iconic brands are joining forces to deliver the mac and cheese flavor we didn’t know we needed. According to Kraft’s Instagram account, the new…
,
Culture
DoorDash Plans To Spend $50 Million Helping Drivers Pay For Gas
In its First Quarter Financial Results, DoorDash shared that it expects to spend over $50 million on gas price relief for delivery drivers. Gas prices…
,
Burger
We Deliver!

Enter your email address below and we'll deliver our top stories straight to your inbox