This Team’s Playoff Menu Features These Bizarre COTTON CANDY HOT DOGS

The Texas Rangers are no strangers to crazy eats at the ballpark as they’ve served heart-stopping eats such as deep-fried S’moreos, candied bacon and 2-foot long hot dogs.

This October, Rangers Ballpark in Arlington will be stepping up their game for the 2015 postseason, revealing a new menu that includes Cotton Candy hot dogs, a pound of cheetos, a giant deep-fried brownie and a hot dog with a sausage bun.

The Rangers play their first home game Sunday, October 11, where their adoring fans can challenge their life expectancy with the following new foods:

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The Sweet Spot Cotton Candy Dog

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They’re bringing out a special sauce for this one. A cotton candy-infused mustard tops this dog, along with actual cotton candy. Up to you if you count this as an entree, or dessert.

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Inside-Out Hot Dog

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This monster uses a 1-pound wiener as the bun, which is stuffed with mashed potatoes, mac and cheese, and your choice of brisket, chili or shredded chicken. Bread is the worst part of a hot dog anyway.
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The Elvis Jabberdog Brownie

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If Elvis were still alive, this would probably do him in. It’s a giant brownie, deep fried in funnel cake batter, topped with whipped cream and brownie bites.

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The One-Pound Top-and-Go Cheetos

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Cheetos are delicious when smothered in nacho cheese, but Texas went even bigger. It’s like a Cheetos salad, covered in cheese, lettuce and sour cream and tomato. This is probably the light option for those trying to watch their figure.

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h/t bro bible, picthx delaware north, via USA today

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