Chris Rock: Explains the Construction of Tea

Not only a favorite of mine, but the favorite of many thousands, Chris Rock’s standup has always been on point. In this particular bit, he goes off on a tangent regarding married life compared to single life. Track the video to about 1:30 (it’s only 3 or so minutes long and it’s all hilarious anyways), to get to the bit about married people at a restaurant and how Chris Rock thinks tea is constructed. Ah, dumb bitches.

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