Canned Unicorn Meat

Hopes, dreams and magic all in one can-Canned Unicorn Meat! The unicorn truly is a magically creature that once only existed in childhood fairy tales. Now, you can have your own dead unicorn. So, there really isn’t any unicorn meat in here (I’m sorry), but you do get a dismembered unicorn toy! I can deal with that compensation. (Thx ThinkGeek)

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