Cake of Resignation

This guy decided it was time to leave his current job. Instead of the normal packet of papers, he decided it was only proper to present his superiors with a Bavarian cream/fresh strawberry filled vanilla sheet cake that read:

Dear Mr. Bowers,

During the past three years, my tenure at the Hunters Point Naval Shipyard has been nothing short of pure excitement, joy and whim.

However, I have decided to spend more time with my family and attend to health issues that have recently arisen. I am proud to have been part of such an outstanding team and I wish this organization only the finest in future endeavors.

Please accept this cake as notification that I am leaving my position with NWT on March 27.

Sincerely,

W. Neil Berrett