Brass Knuckle Meat Tenderizer

Tender beef is almost always preferred over tough, chewy beef. While we all want to achieve this level of tenderness, very few of us want to look like pansies while doing so. That’s where this brass knuckle meat pulverizer enters the equation, allowing you to take out your frustrations on slabs of meat. This Knuckle Pounder is solid brushed aluminum alloy and measures 4.25″ x 2.75″ x 2″. ($9.95 @ CoolStuffExpress)

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