Anthony Bourdain Dreams Of Making Fun Of Trump Over A Steak Lunch

While many try to steer clear of Donald Trump and his presidential campaign, Travel Channel’s resident bad-ass, Anthony Bourdain, said he’d actually like to have lunch with Trump.

Before you get pissed at Bourdain, it seems he’d probably just clown on Trump and his eating habits the whole time, telling the New York Daily News:

“I’d like to see him struggle with chopsticks and eat a well-done fucking steak.”

Trump has been known to like his steaks well-done, which is not only asinine, it’s asiten, aseleven and asitwelve, as ESPN analyst Stephen A. Smith would say.

Then it seemed like Bourdain thought better of letting Trump enjoy his terrible choice of overcooked beef, and said he’d “feed him steak tartare,” instead.

If you’re not familiar with steak tartare, it’s essentially minced raw beef, or horse meat, which is the total opposite of Trump’s well-done, borderline jerky.

Bourdain is known for having lunch with high-profile politicians as he recently enjoyed some Vietnamese food with president Barrack Obama, and even praised the president’s chopstick table manners.

It doesn’t sound like Bourdain would have that same kind of pleasant experience with Trump and it’ likely that Trump would eventually use the menus to build a wall to separate himself and Bourdain’s certain sneak disses. Bourdain would probably wait for Trump to say something slick so he can apply his jiu-jitsu skills on Donald’s ginger red face.