Stuffed crust pizza might not be new in your pizza lexicon, but it's a brand new product for Little Caesars. The new product is officially and overtly named the Premium Stuffed Crust Deep! Deep! Dish Pizza.
The stuffed crust pizza features an unfathomable 3-and-a-half feet of cheese baked into the crust. All the goodie-good product news aside, the best part about this new pizza is the ridiculous new commercial they made for it. And yes, it somehow makes me food horny. I don't know if the intent was to make a video that makes me warm, fuzzy and tingly down in my food nether region, but whoever is behind this commercial is doing just that.
There's something about watching two body-less heads bantering in a sci-fi-esque manner against a backdrop of cheese pulls and golden pizza crusts that makes me hot and bothered. I mean, look at the next few stills and tell me you're not on wet pants mode:
Cheeeeeeese pull:
You tease:
This dude's face is my face right now:
