Bizarre Little Caesars Commercial Has Me Horny For Stuffed Crust Deep Dish Pizza [WATCH]

Stuffed crust pizza might not be new in your pizza lexicon, but it’s a brand new product for Little Caesars. The new product is officially and overtly named the Premium Stuffed Crust Deep! Deep! Dish Pizza.

The stuffed crust pizza features an unfathomable 3-and-a-half feet of cheese baked into the crust. All the goodie-good product news aside, the best part about this new pizza is the ridiculous new commercial they made for it. And yes, it somehow makes me food horny. I don’t know if the intent was to make a video that makes me warm, fuzzy and tingly down in my food nether region, but whoever is behind this commercial is doing just that.

There’s something about watching two body-less heads bantering in a sci-fi-esque manner against a backdrop of cheese pulls and golden pizza crusts that makes me hot and bothered. I mean, look at the next few stills and tell me you’re not on wet pants mode:

Cheeeeeeese pull:

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You tease:

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This dude’s face is my face right now:

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Watch the commercial when you’re feeling down:

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