Beer Tracker Bottle Opener

I present to you, my fellow FOODBEASTs, irrefutable evidence of exactly how drunk you were last night. No more rough estimates based on how hungover you are the next morning, just pure and simple digitized truth. The Beer Tracker’s technology is simple enough: for every bottle that’s opened, the digital counter goes up.

I have to say it’s quite a bit better than trying to tally them up on your arm with a marker as the night progresses. In that case, you’re left only with a bunch of incomprehensible squiggles on your forearm and a growing feeling of both shame and accomplishment, in equal parts. Hopefully, with the aid of this nifty tool you can sustain that feeling of triumph with a solid number of how well you can hold your liquor.

($10 @ Fredflare)

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