Beer Battered Deep Fried Lean Pockets

Let the ironic, borderline angry juxtaposition between healthy diet food and deep fried treatment ensue — Beer Battered Deep Fried Lean Pockets. Our friend Nick recently took to his blog to express his low-key frustration with the fact that guys like him are on a perpetual gaze into their fridge with nothing good to eat. When the fridge looks barren, open up the second door on that huge ice box, the freezer.

Not that Lean Pockets aren’t good (I have a case of them in the office fridge, seriously), but I understand his #foodbeastproblem — you have to eat about two or three to get full, or you quickly get hungry afterwards. In an effort to try to spice up his meal and sustain his hunger even longer, he bypassed the microwave zappage cooking method, laid out his own beer batter mixture and plugged in his deep fryer.

Deep Fried Lean Pockets

[via DudeFoods]

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