Banana Guard: The Original Banana Protector

The penis imagery is at an alltime high with this product, but its usefullness is seemingly unparalleled. For roughly 7 dollars, you can protect your banana on the daily. The best hting though, is it comes in 7 seemingly normal colors that diffuse the idea that you are indeed, just…protecting your banana. To learn more or buy some, head on over to the Banana Guard website!

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