Bacon Inhaler
From the same folks who brought you the zero calorie, zero fat, vegetarian, kosher and low sodium Bacon Salt product come at you with a new way to experience bacon…through BaconAir™. In fact, the J&D’s brand is touting the health benefits of this product even more than their last. In their product description, we are reminded that “Studies have shown that inhaling pure oxygen can boost energy, fight disease, increase mental focus, enhance sexual and/or sports performance, and increase mental alertness as well as save lives.”
They continue, but the satire in their description begins to show its colors in the last portion of this copy, “After all, you can live for weeks without food or days without water, but only a few minutes without oxygen.”
Following 2 years of research, J&D’s has completed their Bacon Inhaler, pushing that it is convenient and easy to use, allowing bacon to enter the bloodstream in seconds. The entire process has “no negative pork side effects” and “no calories, fat or stimulants”. Just FYI, if you actually have asthma, it’s not recommended you use this product. ($8.99 @ J&D’s)
