Bacon Bandages

After seeing this, I’m fully convinced that there’s nothing bacon can’t do. I mean it’s literally healing our wounds now! Okay, I know these bandages aren’t actually bacon, and I’m fully aware that actually placing raw meat on any open wound is opening the door for a myriad of bacterial infections. I suppose the hard truth is that bacon doesn’t shine so well when mending a small wound. At least with these bandages I can always pretend that it’s the bacon working it’s magic to heal me right up! ($6.50 @ Amazon)

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