Arnold Schwarzenegger Inexplicably Feeds a Mini Horse in His Kitchen

A couple of days ago, Kim Kardashian tried to break the Internet by posting a photo of her ass. Now it seems like Arnold Schwarzenegger is countering with a picture of his pet horse.

Not 100 percent sure why the Governator even has a mini horse, or why it steals his breakfast, but he posted this epic photo to his Facebook account and expected us to think this is just normal.

The caption for his post read:

“If anyone notices I have lost a little weight, blame Whiskey. She’s been stealing my breakfast every morning.”

Don’t act like you didn’t just read that quote using your terribly flawed interpretation of an aggressive Austrian accent.