Dude Uses Rock-Solid Time Travel Alibi After He Was Arrested At Arby’s

If you found out time travel was possible, what would you do? Our guess is you wouldn’t go back in time and attempt to steal meat from Arby’s in a frantic mission to procure sustenance for the looming apocalypse.

Well, that’s exactly what an Oklahoma man, who claims he returned — on foot — from the year 2020 is facing charges for today.

The New York Daily News reported Dante Anderson made his way into an Arby’s where he pushed a manager and jumped over a counter, attempting to steal chicken and bacon.

It’s unclear why Anderson didn’t steal roast beef. After all, Arby’s is famous for roast beef, maybe people in 2020 hate it. Either way, we may find out in four short years.

After he was apprehended, Anderson told authorities that he returned from a bleak apocalyptic future, in which people need to steal to survive.

Anderson now faces robbery and assault charges. Anderson is also being charged with destruction of property after kicking several cars as he walked by them.

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