This New Line Of ‘Adult Cereals’ Are Definitely NSFW
When I walk past the “Adult Cereal” aisle at the grocery store, I always expect to see something pornographic on the boxes, because I have my mind in the gutter.
A London-based startup called Cereal Motel is actually creating something along those lines, as the front of its cereal boxes are a bit suggestive and definitely geared towards adults.
There’s no way in hell you’d find these at your local Kroger or Whole Foods, but on their site, Cereal Motel sells four cheeky cereals: Vice Krispies, Porn Flakes, Booty Pops, and Sugar Tits.
The individual cereals cost 9.99 euros, which is about $10.80, so they don’t come cheap.
Peep the four adult cereals below and reminisce on the days when you’d prance around the cereal aisle, picking out your favorite:
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Vice Krispies
Vice Krispies, a spoof on Cocoa Krispies and the movie Inherent Vice, consists of chocolate multigrain rice.
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Porn Flakes
The Porn Flakes are a little disturbing, unless you’re furry and have a thing for half-naked animals.
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Sugar Tits
Sugar Tits are a little more tasteful, as there is a topless mermaid, with her, um, breasts covered in sugar. This cereal is basically like Frosted Flakes.
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Booty Pops
Last, but not least, there’s the Kim Kardashian-inspired cereal called Booty Pops. These are a spoof on Corn Pops, and the front of the box graces a model popping open some milk as it floats over her head and hits the bowl of cereal carefully balancing on her rump, similar to the Kardashian photo shoot for Paper Magazine.
