Adorable Toast Thumbdrives Are Adorable

Here’s the latest in boring things made inexplicably awesome when disguised as other things: the USB Toaster Hub and Toast Thumbdrives.

These precious, anthropomorphic 4 GB drives come in four “flavors”: Butta, Ry Ry, Crisp and Tato, and feature removable “heads” which sit snugly inside the USB toaster while your favorite or most important files are busy cooking away.

The toaster also comes with a SD card slot, so if tech scientists could get their ish together and get us some adorable looking butter or PB&J cards to go along with it, that’d be great, thanks.

Each thumbdrive is available online for $24.99; toaster hub available for $27.99

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